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Whipped
 

'WHIPPED' WITH LAUGHTER, SLAPPED BY PAIN

Written by Rob Alarcon

Cast:: Amanda Peet, Brian Van Holt, Judah Domke, Jonathan Abrahams, Zorrie Barber, Callie Throne

Premise: Four college buddies get together once a week to discuss their recent sexual exploits. Things get complicated when they realize they've begun to chase the same girl, the beautiful Mia (Amanda Peet). As they find themselves battling with each other for Mia's affection, they begin to question their past actions, wondering who will walk away with the grand prize. Peter M. Cohen's film is a funny, insightful take on mating in the modern world.

Overall Rating: (out of 4)

Rated R for strong sexual content and language.


Women:
What do you think guys talk about when you're not around? Are they talking about you? About their sexual conquests? Furthermore, are they really the scamming scumbags you think they are? Are they only trying to get into your pants?

Men:
You're not really like that, right?

"Whipped" plays on women's worst fears regarding men and amplifies it for comedic effect. It centers around several weekly meetings between friends wherein they share their sexual exploits, look for tips, and work on their techniques for scamming. Scamming, as defined by the movie, is the act of underhandedly convincing a woman to sleep with you. Two of the friends have excelled at this at an inhuman level, another friend lies to the others about illicit encounters with women like Vaselina and Lubricena, and the fourth is married, and, therefore, sexually irrelevant to the group.

The boys pride themselves on their ability to remain emotionally aloof from their conquests until they find, at their weekly brunch, that each of the three single friends had met the potential love of his life during the previous week. Coincidentally, they all fall for the same girl. Not surprisingly, they are all upset to find that their competitors are also their best friends. They all stick around to try to woo the girl while their only married friend tries to put a stop to the competition in order to regain his friends, whom he needs so that he does not go insane from marriage-induced boredom.

The girl, Mia (Peet), turns out to be finely attuned to each of the friends, which no one should find surprising seeing how each of them is nothing more than a New York City stereotype. The Wall Street guy has an ego the size of the Dow Jones, and The Village guy ostensibly lives in a coffee house. One of the failings of this movie, and any sexually oriented, gross-out movie I suppose, is that there is almost no development of character. In fact, I would argue that there is negative development of character, seeing as how everyone seems to slip farther and farther into his or her typecast role as the movie goes along. This is not a story; it is a medium length, connected series of sketches that is driven by the common theme of sex and the competition for Mia.

Of course, once you look at "Whipped" for what it is, it is quite amusing. I was actually upset when they tightened the plot towards the end by adding a moral to the story. I felt like it undermined the hour and a half of mindless sex jokes. Everything gets covered: penis size, vibrators, stamina, etc. Essentially, if you would find it interesting to sit in on a sexually explicit conversation between four of the most perverted men New York City has to offer, then "Whipped" is what you are looking for.


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