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"PITCH
BLACK" SETS AN ECLIPSE ON ITSELF...
Written
by Thomas Chau
Edited by Andrew
Marcus
Cast: Vin
Diesel (Richard Riddick), Radha Mitchell (Caroline Fry),
Cole Hauser (William John), Keith David (Imam), Claudia
Black (Shazza)
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Premise: A transport ship containing 40 passengers
heads for a new world when it collides and lands
on a seemingly barren planet. Amongst the survivors
is a convicted serial killer. But he is the least
of their fears when a total eclipse falls and something
beyond their worst nightmares arises from the dark... |
Overall
Rating:
Rated R
for strong violence, mild gore, language
In
Pitch Black, several survivors find themselves
stranded on a deserted planet, looking for any signs
of life. Unfortunately, a parallel can be drawn to the
audiences watching the movie, for you find yourself
wondering if there is any life whatsoever to the movie
itself.
Pitch
Black is a failed attempt by director David N. Twohy
of "The Arrival" to revitalize his sci-fi/action
career, simply because it lacks the thrill and scare
factor which it attempts to provide. The movie opens
with the only gut-wrenching sequence in the entire film,
in which a ship enters a meteor shower and the assistant
captain Carolyn Fry along with her co-pilot Cole struggle
to save the rest of the passengers on-board, one of
whom is a convicted serial killer. The rest of the film
struggles to capture a significant amount of the audiences'
attention. The
ship crashes onto a mysterious planet which is incredibly
bright with constant daylight due to the circulation
of the three suns that belong to that planet. Only 9
walk out alive...physically, that is. But the characters
themselves seem to have no life whatsoever. Each character
drops dead at one point or another but after a few minutes,
you just don't seem to care.
The
character development in this film was the biggest disappointment.
Typically in any successful survivor film, the filmmaker
tends to select a diverse group of characters that can
hold the audience's attention for two hours. With this
particular group....well, it just seemed both cliched
and a bit cheesy at the same time. The most laughable
part of the film was Riddick's (played by Van Diesel)
inexplicable transformation from a ruthless murderer
to a good samaritan.
The
group soons discovers the hidden horrors which lurk
in the dark on this planet, and realize that if they
can simply stay in the light, they will be fine. Unfortunately,
however, a total eclipse of sunlight begins to form
and total darkness falls on the planet...as well as
the film. From
here on out, the action and the suspense becomes duller
with some shocks and surprises here and there. Unfortunately,
the surprises are too few and too far between. You can't
help but laugh at the unbelievably stupid mistakes some
of the characters make and will ask yourself "What
the hell was he/she thinking?" The film comes to
a decent ending but fails to erase the memories of just
how dull the rest of the movie is.

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