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Sean's Best & Worst of 2004
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BY ETHAN AAMES
The Year’s Best Films By Sean Chavel in Los Angeles Many prognosticators of the Academy Awards have stated that there is no certain
frontrunner for this year’s best picture. Yet in the mind of a film critic,
there is no doubt what the year’s best films were. A film critic keeps
a list of great films short-at-hand, and the memory of those movies stay with
us all year long, day-in and day-out. When coming out of a great film, like
"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" which I thought was the year’s
best, I knew it was going to stay on my mind all year long (it was released
on March 19th of 2004). It was largely ignored at the box office only taking
in modest receipts. "Citizen Kane," "It’s a Wonderful Life"
and "The Shawshank Redemption" were box office underperformers too
when they were originally released and now they have a unparalleled reputation.
Due to so-so box office and a release date that is far from memory from many
Academy voters, it’s likely to only land a few nominations, if any. I am also keenly aware that "Before Sunset" (my number 2 pick) has
no chance at the Academy Award either. In making my selections, I am not making
choices that are reflecting winners of the awards season, and if I am, it’s
only incidental. But I will be rooting for Sideways at the Oscars. These selections
are pictures that I personally love, and this year-end review gives me a second
chance to influence my preferences with my readers. A handful of my selections
of the year’s ten best films were box office winners, and that’s
incidental, because a couple of them were only marginally recognized. But I
am certainly glad that some of my favorite films actually made money (even though
I wish that the audience that went to see "The Passion of the Christ"
three or more times had gone to see "Eternal Sunshine" three or more
times instead). Some of these movies are fortunately still playing in theaters
(look for now playing), or at the least, can be found on DVD at this time. In
addition to my year’s top ten, there’s an honorable mentions list
of an additional five movies which had admirable appeal to me, plus the year’s
five worst films. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind – Michel Gondry’s
film was the most unconventional of love stories, a fusion of romantic drama
and science fiction that was head spinning at just about every single moment
of every new scene. Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet (in two of the year’s
best performances) played the mismatched couple whom are so torn to pieces after
a break-up that they decide, one at a time, to go in for a memory erasure procedure
so they can forget the heartbreak. Dazzling, imaginative and incomparably humorous,
the film’s uppermost achievement is its enchanting idea that romantic
attraction is an instinct that is impossible to escape. Carrey and Winslet’s
characters are an unlikely pair, yet it is cosmic destiny that they find each
other despite all obstacles. Before Sunset – Richard Linklater’s film is an unlikely
masterpiece, but then again the iconoclastic filmmaker always overrides expectations.
Who else could make a 90-minute talkathon into an enthralling movie? In simple
terms, this is a love story with Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy (reprising their
"Before Sunrise" roles from 1995) as past lovers that share a reunion
for the first time in nine years. Slowly, methodically, they reveal their undying
feelings for each other. It’s all talk between them and near the end there
is a silent pause between them that is breathless in its anticipation, followed
by an ending of extraordinary, if understated beauty. This is a film for those
who value intelligence and unique human experience above all else. Sideways – Two guys (Paul Giamatti and Thomas Haden Church) go
on the road to California wine country and find lots of trouble and romantic
temptation. The problem is that Church is going to be married in a week, but
has no shame in cheating on his fiancé. Giamatti’s character is
a divorceé, a struggling writer, and a self-punishing pessimist, but
he respects women even if he’s lousy in the company of them, and this
attribute clashes with his friend’s instinctual womanizing behavior. Director
Alexander Payne (whose previous films were "About Schmidt" and "Election")
finds big laughs in ordinary everyday situations, especially in its observation
of how friends torment each other. Giamatti gives the most perfect performance
ever of a self-doubting loser, and Church is portraying a guy that most people
doubt exist. But they’re wrong, many guys in this world are like Church,
and the film is scathingly honest in putting every egotistical detail of his
character up there on the screen. Now playing. Fahrenheit 9/11 – Documentarian Michael Moore has been accused
of a lot of things, including being a manipulative one-note anti-Bush demonstrator.
But isn’t it naïve to believe that even the good politicians in the
world that mean well, inevitably lie to the American public? Since America is
always going to be in the dark on certain top secret agendas, doesn’t
someone like Moore have the right to at least probe the political system and
ask certain questions that the common citizen has the right to know? If anything,
his film is an assembly of images and behind-the-scenes investigations of America’s
war against terrorists that has largely been unseen until now; it’s to
our benefit to see sights and sounds that are censored on commercial news. And
has there been a better eulogy of a film honoring the people that died on September
11th? Super Size Me – Proof that experiments with film can lead to awesome
and entertaining results. Documentary filmmaker Morgan Spurlock decided to see
what would happen to his body if he ate nothing but McDonald’s three times
a day for thirty days straight. The film sees the link between junk food and
the obesity epidemic in America, and then boldly explores how the cause of widespread
malnutrition is likely corporate greed. Extremely clever, informative and utterly
outrageous filmmaking. Spider-Man 2 – Thrilling and virtuoso entertainment, but one of
the reasons the movie succeeds is because it was accompanied by an actual screenplay
(by Alvin Sargent) – something missing from most Hollywood action movies.
Credit must go to director Sam Raimi for his believing in that wide-angle action
photography; the sweeping and swooping camera moves is more exciting than cut-up,
frenetic action splatter that is so existent in today’s movies. Tobey
Maguire had much to do as Peter Parker, a hero caught in the middle of an identity
crisis. Kirsten Dunst had enormous appeal and depth as the Parker’s longtime
companion, and Alfred Molina had both maliciousness and intellect as villain
Doc Ock. Hollywood should take note that fun movies don’t have to be stupid.
The Incredibles – An animation movie made with gargantuan amounts
of humor and creativity, and also managed to be a nostalgic throwback to James
Bond movies and superhero pictures in general. Mr. Incredible is a ruined superhero
who has succumbed to the occupation of an insurance company representative (he’s
a company drone!), but he comes out of retirement to fight evil once again.
His family unit possesses superpowers of their own, but their powers are not
arbitrarily introduced and then discarded. Writer/director Brad Bird exploits
all of his imaginative concepts and hurls them into maximum overdrive, merging
thrills, laughs and cutting edge imagery all at once. Now playing. Million Dollar Baby – Clint Eastwood and Morgan Freeman come off
as a couple of crabby old men that operate a grungy gym who slowly come around
to recognize the talent of a girl fighter (Hilary Swank, in the year’s
best performance by an actress). It starts out as a typical boxing picture about
a novice fighter who rises to become a champion, but it transforms into an introspective
story of surrogate fathers and daughters. The conclusion of the film is emotionally
powerful – it will stay with you for weeks. Now playing. Maria Full of Grace – A riveting docudrama about a teenage girl
who becomes a Colombian drug courier. Maria (Catalina Sandino Moreno) has narrow
options in her impoverished home country, and hastily decides that smuggling
heroin into the United States will make her a quick buck. She regrets her decision
when she learns how dangerous the job is. Required to swallow multiple pellets
into the digestive system containing the drug, the process is potentially lethal
if the shell breaks. On the journey, Maria witnesses fellow girlfriends succumbing
to their poisonous death. Detail for detail, writer/director Joshua Marston
excels in getting every harrowing facet of this current social problem up on
the screen. This is the year’s best foreign film. Kill Bill: Vol. 2 – Now that the saga is complete, it’s
clear now how Quentin Tarantino was fiddling with diverse genres (70’s
kung fu cinema, 40’s film noir, Sergio Leone westerns, and so much more)
to make the ultimate schizoid martial arts epic. But he improves on Vol. 1 by
providing a richer story with more context, and gives the Bride (Uma Thurman)
more motive to avenge Bill and the other members of the Deadly Viper Assassination
Squad. Assembled together, Vol. 1 and 2 are coherent, and they compliment each
other now. Some stretches are still too long, but Vol. 2 contains scenes of
such audacious power and exuberance that they’re instant classic set-pieces
of themselves. Honorable Mentions: Kinsey – Liam Neeson’s superb performance as the revolutionary
sex researcher who was perceived by some groups as a social misfit catalyzes
this often fascinating biopic. Filmmaker Bill Condon depicts a time in America
when we were too innocent, and ignorant. Now playing. The Passion of the Christ – Mel Gibson’s gruesome vision
is perfectly valid as a portrait of not only Jesus’ suffering, but as
a portrait of bloodlust conformists that banded together to torture someone
they thought was just another lunatic that claimed to be the Messiah. Spiritually
challenging but not as spiritually enlightening though as 1988’s The Last
Temptation of Christ (which was also met by great raging controversy at the
time.) Open Water – Relentlessly grim, but you have to admire a film
that sets out to do one thing and accomplishes that thing with steadfast and
unflinching vividness. In the film, a couple goes deep sea diving but are abandoned
by their tour guide. It is a frightening film experience, and the couple exchange
words like the kind of words you’d expect them to say when they realize
they are likely to perish from freezing waters or a shark attack. Shrek 2 – It was twice the movie that the original was in terms
of visual concepts and character complexity, and Antonio Banderas in particular
as Puss-in-Boots was one of the most memorable scene-stealers of the year. The Ladykillers – A love-it or hate-it affair, with Tom Hanks
as a peculiar professor-cum professional thief who has no shame in killing granny
in order to walk away with a substantial loot. The bizarre joke of the movie,
which many audiences preferred to reject, is that Hanks speaks in a motormouth
intellectual rhetoric that no one around him seems to understand including the
audience half the time. If you like that kind of a conundrum, then you might
find the movie howlingly funny. I’ll admit that some people seeing it
will shake their head disapprovingly. The Year’s Worst Films People have often asked me this year what I thought of Troy and I tell them
it was stupidly written in parts but had occasional grand-scale epic action
that impressed me in small doses (translation: I’ve seen worst movies).
In regards to The Village, at least it tried to be different even though the
Big Twist at the end was ho-hum (it’s not a terrible movie, just a big
disappointment that’s not worth ever looking at again.) Nobody ever asks
me about The Brown Bunny which is the most off-the-deep-end experimental picture
that I’ve seen, and it’s pretty bad. And when it came to Hidalgo,
I’ll admit I would have had no idea what that movie was about if I hadn’t
been handed press notes by the studio (most audiences have the benefit of ads
that illustrate the movie’s message, I went into the movie blind and uninformed
and left almost bewildered). But there were certainly five worse movies this
year that had me not only bored, but had me pulling my hair out. 5. Laws of Attraction – Pierce Brosnan and Julianne Moore were
cast together in this romantic comedy specifically to attract an audience of
their reflective age demographic, but what was stupefying is that the film feels
like it was written at a 12-year old's level. 4. Against the Ropes – Meg Ryan wastes her talent playing someone
that is so incredibly different than she is. Ryan portrays Jackie Kallen, the
first female boxing promoter, in this lead-footed biopic with a narrative that
runs seemingly on a string of petty disputes. It was also ugly in its sexism
and also kind of pathetic with its self-conscious wisecrack dialogue. 3. The Whole Ten Yards – Somebody behind-the-scenes (possibly
director Howard Deutch) must have had no idea what was going on because the
movie on-screen is impossibly incomprehensible. Bruce Willis and Matthew Perry
have one seen in a bar where they seem to look at each other with complete “what’s
this scene about?” puzzlement. Awesomely bad. 2. Envy – It’s unbelievable how stupid this Ben Stiller-Jack
Black (so-called) comedy really is. Black gets billionaire rich and old pal
Stiller gets very jealous of his friend’s newfound success after his invention
the Vapoorizer, a spray that makes dog poo vanish, goes through the roof. I
never like giving away the ending, but I’m going to now. (Spoiler alert)
Black loses all of his fortune when he’s sued, and all I can think is
that anybody that understands business liability protection knows that a lawsuit
can’t bankrupt a company president. Stiller was right when he declared
that this movie had no right in being released. 1. Around the Bend – Michael Caine and Christopher Walken are
wasted in a terminally sappy multi-generational family-bonding picture, with
Josh Lucas as the youngest son. It is such a privilege these days to be given
the opportunity to make a film, but I can’t believe first-time filmmaker
Jordan Roberts decided to make this picture. Too many visits to Kentucky Fried
Chicken, too much cutesy whimsy, and all in all, it has you in a sanctimonious
chokehold. The ending, with the grandson jitterbugging out in the sticks, could
be the lamest wannabe tearjerker movie ending ever. No other movie in 2004 was
a bigger waste of my time. 

